Showing homes: One of the reasons my client wanted to see this cute 20’s cottage, was for it’s ALL BRICK construction. It wasn’t until we were actually leaving the property that we noticed something strange about the brick… namely that it WASN’t BRICK AT ALL! At a closer look, we discovered the exterior of the home was actually thin sheets of what looked and felt like roof shingles, nailed to the home. WHAT?! I’m going […]
Showing homes: If I hadn’t seen this for myself, I never would have believed it. Wow. I am seriously considering making this picture the cover of my Valentine’s Day cards next year…
Showing homes: When entering cold, dark basements over the years, my typical line is “This is where you can hide the bodies”.😂 (I didn’t expect to actually see one this morning… 😳💀) Home Selling Tip: Remove all corpses from your home before showing! 😵🤦🏻♂️
Showing homes: You know your clients know you when you hear, “Oh my gosh! Adam!! Get in here…you’re gonna want a picture with this thing!” lol. Biggest Teddy Bear I’ve ever seen… OR cuddled with. 😂🐻 Cell 615.668.4663 / Benchmark Realty 615.371.1544 — at Adam Helton Realtor.
Showing homes: When I walked into this bedroom, I was 100% certain that one of two things had happened: 1) This homeowner, having overslept and forgotten about our showing… lay comfortably in their warm bed on this cold December morning 😅 OR 2) This homeowner, having died in their sleep… lay lifeless in their bed, and I’m about to make a very uncomfortable phone call. 😳Turns out, the homeowner just shoved some blankets and dirty laundry under the comforter […]
Showing homes: Occasionally I see things that just don’t make sense. For example, why would anyone need TWO security systems in one home… or TWO tubs in one bathroom?! 🧐🤔 #weird #tennessee #realtor #random#thingsthatmakeyougohmmm Cell 615.668.4663 / Benchmark Realty 615.371.1544 — at Adam Helton Realtor.
Showing homes: Those middle of the night trips to the bathroom could get very interesting in this home…🤕🚽 #ouch #boobytrap #tennessee #REALTOR
Client: “Nice recliner…“ Me: “What recliner?“ #camo #recliner #nashville #realtor#showinghomes 😂 Cell 615.668.4663 / Benchmark Realty 615.371.1544 — at Adam Helton Realtor.
Benchmark Realty, LLC
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615-668-4663 Direct
615-371-1544 Office
615-371-6310 Fax
318 Seabord Ln. Suite 115
Franklin, TN 37067
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